Its over

this is the end of one chapter ( n what a chapten this has been) in my life and the beginning of a new chapter ... MBA is over, got placed ... now what?? well i don't know ... have nothing to look forward to in the next 3 montha except my trip to Bhutan .... starting 2moro

after that back to square ... nothing to do ... leaving each day as it comes n no idea of what i will do whole day .... after being used to the hectic (:P) life in IIMC, this will be a major change in my lifestyle .. but well, life is full of changes n one adjusts accordingly ....

for the time being just enjoying my last few days at IIMC, last few best dayzzz of my life ....

Day of ManGames

Finally, the second most awaited day by any IIMCian is here. It’s the day of end-term of ManGames. Different people wait for ManGames for different reasons. DM junta waits for it, as they will not have to hear taunts on ManGames from DCM junta and DCM junta waits as we got to do puja for our poor DM friends. You can divide the whole day in three parts, first is before ManGames exam, and secondly during ManGames exam and last but not the least is post ManGames exam.

Different kind of activities happens in all three parts. Pre exam time is very busy for every1, DM junta will be busy mugging ManGames and we DCM junta will be very busy

making fun of them and doing puja of two GODs of ManGames, GOD MN Pal and Assistant GOD Aviator.

During ManGames exam, things changes, mood changes. Focus of DCM junta shifts from making fun of DM to how to survive once they are back. As trust me, when 200 people give bumps to 50 people, experience can be really painful.

But we decided on a new strategy, strategy of attack. We decided that before DM dunk and bumps us, we will dunk them. Attack is the best defense. But once we dunked them, what happened to us should be written as worst kind of torture any human has faced in our generation. Kicks, chappal, shoes everything was used that can be used to bump us and we have to tolerate all. But once this is done, than we are friends again and move on to dunking any dry person we can find in campus. Sort of what happens on Holi you can say.














Lots of pain is involved in this for both DM (tolerating guys like me can be real torture) and for DCM (ask our rear and they will tell you the pain they are in rite now). But that pain is worth it for the fun we have later on, as you can see in pic

~ManGames roxxxxxxxx
~~KheloDMKhelo

Great answers to some stupid form questions

While applying for a job in any company, in all probability you will get some really stupid questions, but don't worry here you will get some really great answers to all those stupid questions

Q) What do you consider as your single most important achievement and why?

A) My single most achievement in life is that i completed this form. I considers this as my single most important acheivement as filling this form tested my patience (how else could you fill a 10 page form with hundred of questions who, on a scale of 1 to 10 of stupidity, ranks 20) and made me tolerable to assholes like the one who prepared this form

Q) What motivates you to seek a career in consulting?

A) The fact that the kind of profile i have is a perfect match for the one required in consulting helped me made this choice. I love giving GLOBE, i not only preach it, but also practice at any point of time in my life. So, it makes me perfect for a conuslting job where only thing you need to do is give GLOBE

Q) Outline briefly your reasons for applying to XYZ

A) The reason i have applied to yuor company is that i need a job, and from previous experience of seniors, no other company is ready to take me, but you have the track record of taking good for nothing guys like me

Q) Describe a instance when you set a challenging goal for yourself.

A) When i saw this form, it irritated me to the extent that i wanted to burn the company down and kill the HR person who made this form. But as i am desperate for a job, so decided to take it up as a challenge. It was challenging cze of reasons i explained earlier. I used google with the string "answers to most stupid questions" and got all the questions in your form at the top of list.

Q) Describe a situation where your role as a leader helped a group achieve an important result

A) Some days back, we were running out of joint and every one was tired to go out and get some. So, i took the role of a leader in the group and motivated people to go out. Finally two idiots (what else will you call a guy who agrees to good for nothing guy like me) and we all were able to enjoy yet another joint filled hour

Q) Describe a time when you used your initiative to simplify or improve/change a process

A) normally junta prepares seperate answers for various form questions and than copy paste them in the form. To avoid work, i prepared a Max Globe answer which fits into various catagories of questions as a result reducing my work

Q) Describe a time when you felt pressure to compromise on your value in a work situation?

A) I have inherited the value of returning wallet after stealing all the stuff from inside and i never compromise on it. But once i really liked the wallet, so i was in dilemna of whether to keep it or stand up to my values and return the empty wallet to the owner. Even though i really liked the purse n bought it later by paying for it (paid for soemthing for the first time in my life), i didn't compromised on my values

Q) What is your Statement of Purpose?

A) I belong to an entrepreneur family (all runs an organized mafia units) and learned the values of hard work, honesty (don't be surprised, even mafias have honesty, rather they are much more honest than any other people as here word once given is kept at all cost or you die) from my parents. So, i would like to work in an organization which provides me opportunities to go on international projects (wanna make my family business global, after all this is the time of globalizationa, why should mafia be left behind), enough opportunity to launder black money and where i don't have to work for more than 10-15 mins a day so that i can put effort to expand my family business. In return company will get protection from all kind of mafia in India, none of their employees will be kidnapped ever, no one will be murdered. This seems like a pretty good deal for you as you are getting so many benefits in return of just a few small favors.

~I have made you an offer, you can't refuse

So, what are you thinking, just copy paste these answers from here on your forms, and your job in any kinda company you are dreaming of is assured